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Kittycat
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Posted on 02-02-06 3:50
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I thought this was funny.. :P 1. She won't unlock car door for him. -Doesn't engage in oral sex. 2. He gets in car without opening door for her. -No foreplay. 3. He can't hail a cab. -Impotent. 4. He insists on going to a brand new restaurant. -Prefers virgins. 5. She insists on going to a brand new restaurant but gets lost on the way there. -Is a virgin. 6. He insists on going to a romantic, candlelit restaurant. -Compulsive Don Juan. 7. He insists on going to a homey little cafe. -Compulsive Don Quixote. 8. He insists on going to a Polynesian bar. -Compulsive Don Ho. 9. She wants to go to a French restaurant. -Will swallow. 10. She wants to go to a deli. -Won't swallow. 11. She uses Sweet n' Low. -Wears falsies. 12. She takes too long deciding what to order. -Has trouble reaching orgasm. 13. She orders salad dressing on the side. -Will give a hand job, but won't go "all the way". 14. She gives explicit orders to the waiter or waitress. -Will expect incredibly skillful gymnastics in bed. 15. He insists on ordering for you. -Thinks that you had an orgasm when you didn't. 16. He asks for "the usual". -Insists on missionary position only. 17. He asks what the specials are. -Will want you to use handcuffs. 18. He fills up on bread and crackers. -Premature ejaculator. 19. He doesn't finish everything on the plate. -Has already cum. 20. He insists on having some of what you ordered. -Will make you sleep on the wet spot. 21. He changes mind after ordering. -Will never call you. 22. She changes tables. -Nymphomaniac. 23. She drinks decaf. -Fakes orgasm. (Female) 24. He orders in French. -Fakes potency. (Male) 25. He sends food back. -Will sleep with you, brag to all his friends, and then try to borrow money. 26. She asks for detailed descriptions of the desserts. -Needs you to talk dirty during sex. 27. He orders a dessert involving ladyfingers. -Wants a hand job. 28. She orders a dessert involving nuts. -Castrating bitch. 29. She wants to split dessert. -Is dying to move in with you and rearrange all your closets. 30. His credit card is refused. -Low sperm count. 31. He undertips waiter. -Small penis. 32. He undertips parking valet. -Small penis. 33. He undertips cabbie. -Small penis. 34. He uses a toothpick. -Is trying to tell you size isn't everything. 35. He has a removable cassette player in car. -Pulls out repeatedly during sex. 36. He has a cellular phone in car. -Has a penile implant.
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Kiddo
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Posted on 02-02-06 5:47
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37. He writes in brown color. - He is impotent and needs to get a life. By the way most of the things are bs.
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Jonny_Blaze
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Posted on 02-02-06 11:26
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Kittykat you look good in this pic. you sexy devil you.
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Jonny_Blaze
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Posted on 02-02-06 11:31
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I like your dance moves. Your looking sizziling in that hot pink dress.
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Jonny_Blaze
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Posted on 02-02-06 11:33
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You also have a very sexy figure. I lust for you.
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damadol
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Posted on 02-03-06 5:55
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Jonny_Blaze
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Posted on 02-04-06 12:06
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WOW what a gem. first class.
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Jonny_Blaze
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Posted on 02-05-06 3:42
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Hottest nepali girl is KittiCat meow
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Jonny_Blaze
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Posted on 02-05-06 3:46
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No one is hotter than KittiCaT . Can i hab your # number. Holla.
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jeep_wrangler
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Posted on 02-05-06 3:58
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oooollllaa i m wonderin bout the mysterious gal dancin with kitty, who is she?
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Jonny_Blaze
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Posted on 02-05-06 11:14
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Kittycat reminds me of a famous movie star...How many people have seen the exorcist? .
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Jonny_Blaze
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Posted on 02-07-06 1:56
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Above poster is not the Real Jonny Blaze....please accept all apologies to kittykat and anyone else who was offended by the pictures. N no you do not look like Emily Rose. -jb
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