10 ReAsonS Why It'z GoOd To bE a ChiCk

1) Ladys always come 1st

2) We're smarter

3) We don't have to worry about gettin' kicked in hurtful places

4) When we go to a bar, we don't have to buy drinks

5) We are more mature

6) We can read the opposite sex's mind

7) We have control ( If we want sex we'll get it, if we don't we won't)

8) We know stuff about guyz before guyz know stuff about us (Girl talks)

9) With one wink of an eye we can bring you guyz to your knees

10) God picked the strongest sex to carry the babies and have periods (you guyz couldn't handle it)



10 ReAsoNs WhY iTz GrEaT To Be a GuY

<1. We dont have to wear heels.

2. Waxing is optional.

3. Guys night out.

4. We eat as much as we want without worrying about gaining weight.

5. We enjoy work.

6. Dont we play more outdoor then girls?

7. They(girls) wanna do everything we do!

8. If someone calls us gross, we laugh.

9. No plucking, no tweezers , ouch, ouch, ouch!

10. No tampons.

Proud to be a GURL!!!!

Girls Rulzzz and we Rock no doubt abt it

no doubt/// though we carry 2 mountains that creates sensational valley that makes all guys drool when they see it... we galssss rule for sureeeeeeeeeee... give it up gals...

wah wah wah *applauses* well said nepalinari

C'mon now, don't make mountains of mere mole hills ;-)

No 5. "We are more mature" is somewhat misleading or at least in accurate.
I have meet a lot of girls who are near their mid-20s still talk, act and think like 17 year olds.

I feel great to be a guy because I don't bleed every month and don't have to go through menopause later in my life. No offense but i've met a lot of girls who wishes to be born a boy in their next life. Haven't met a guy who wants to be born a girl.

1. We dont have to wear heels (because wearing heels needs more of attention which guys don't have)

2. Waxing is optional(because you guys love to grow your pubic hair).

3. Guys night out(looking for chicks).

4. We eat as much as we want without worrying about gaining weight(they dont' know about healthy diet).

5. We enjoy work(work includes going bar, teasing girls).

6. Dont we play more outdoor then girls?(ofcourse..coz' you always want to go out and have some fun and don't help your parents)

7. They(girls) wanna do everything we do(otherwise you guys would be boka forever)!

8. If someone calls us gross, we laugh(sometimes you don't understand what does that mean).

9. No plucking, no tweezers , ouch, ouch, ouch(we don't like unwanted bush or hair)!

10. No tampons(that's the rest time for girls..so that guys would wait for 5days and do by themself).

well said usagal totaally agree w/ u these guys they suck a$$

Why Men and Dogs are the Same.
10. Both take up too much space on the bed.

9. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners.

8. Both are threatened by their own kind.

7. Both mark their territory.

6. Both tend to smell riper with age.

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

4. Both have an inordinate fascination with women?s crotches.

3. Both fart shamelessly.

2. Both like dominance games.

1. Both are suspicious of the postman.

^ You are the fukin most idiotic bitch I ve seen on the board...."GIRLZ RULE AND WE ROCK ON".....Yea you "ROCK" What the fuk is that supposed to mean anyways....Do you fukin realize how stupid you sound you prepubescent slut?...just shut the fuk up about guys, anyways I bet you are talking bout your own father...He is very lucky to have a daughter who equates him with a dog...Tell your pops to come over here so I can kick him in the face and take him to the pound...

You know what...all males and females should be seperated and be sent to two different planets so no one would have to live with the disgusting attributes of each other.

1. We dont have to wear heels (because wearing heels needs more of attention which guys don't have) ......Yea, sure you fuktard.

2. Waxing is optional(because you guys love to grow your pubic hair). ...Thats cause you like to get my pubes stuck between your teeth...

3. Guys night out(looking for chicks)....Yea, dont flatter yourself...No one is looking for your ugly ass..Just keep that brown paper bag over your horrendous face and stay home....

4. We eat as much as we want without worrying about gaining weight(they dont' know about healthy diet)....You dont eat cause you care so much about what we think of you...fukin powerless twits...us on the other hand, we will not only eat but fart on your face afterwards..and make you like it..

5. We enjoy work(work includes going bar, teasing girls). .Your idea of work is sitting on your fat butt at home watching the lifetime channel on TV while your man provides for your entire family..

6. Dont we play more outdoor then girls?(ofcourse..coz' you always want to go out and have some fun and don't help your parents) ....Uh yea, sure..you idiot.

7. They(girls) wanna do everything we do(otherwise you guys would be boka forever)....HAHAHAHAHAH...no, really.. please jump off a cliff..

8. If someone calls us gross, we laugh(sometimes you don't understand what does that mean)..Yes, please define what "gross" means...Judging by your 5th grade dropout writing style, I am not so sure you know "what is mean"

9. No plucking, no tweezers , ouch, ouch, ouch(we don't like unwanted bush or hair)...Quit trying to impress us you dirty whores, have more respect for yourself.

10. No tampons(that's the rest time for girls..so that guys would wait for 5days and do by themself)...Id rather do it by myself than with uglyass Nepali girls like the ones on this thread.

Goodnight.

Jhonny blaze, no need to be angry. This is just for fun. Khoi kura bujeko . Dont you know girls just wanna have fun.

omgg i cannot believe this jhonny dude is creatinggg a hugeeeee deal out of it dudeeeee hav u even heard of prank o jk (just kidding incase u dun knw feri kk bhanla :P) dude chilllllll outttt k ho atom bomb jasto fuleko babaiii woah