Here are some new sardar ji's collections,  enjoy it!

Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.  


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.  


Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.  
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.


Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see  
any
one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.


How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?  
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....


Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.


Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents


Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein  
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.


In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?  
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.  
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...



Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got  
irritated...
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!  



Banta: U cheated me.  
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all  
India Radio!

Laughter is one of the best stress killer, so just laugh, laugh and laugh............!

wow.nepal

Q.How would u recognise sardar in submarine??

A.He will be only one who is carrying a parachute..

Santa: Banta, your friend is sleeping with your wife at home.

(Banta goes home immediately, comes back and slaps on the face of Santa).

Banta: Gadhe, liar! he is not my friend!

Santa: Banta, your friend is sleeping with your wife at home.

(Banta goes home immediately, comes back and slaps on the face of Santa).

Banta: Gadhe, liar! he is not my friend!

GI ke garira cuttn and pastin?paste some of ur stuffs too ni!;oD...how u?:oD

anyways the jokes kinda were inspiring!i think i came with an original one myself! if its not!u heard of subconscious plagiarism havent u?...oh dun mind me if it aint a joke at all!cos i seem to take the "joke" away from jokes when im sharing/telln a joke!

A sardar seeing a friend, dashes across a really busy road.

Sardar (panting): Kya yaar, didn’t you hear me?

Friend: Sardar weren’t you thinking! Didn’t you notice that huge sign?*points to the sign*

Sardar: Sign ki aisi ki  teisi!

Friend: This road isn’t called the devils road for jaywalkers for nothing! There was another casualty yesterday, fourth of the week! You were nearly hit by that truck a moment ago, didn’t you realise that?! Touch wood nothing happened to you!

Friend notices sardar fumbling his hand on his crotch and is stupefied.

Friend (bewildered): What are you doing in public?

Sardar: Reality just hit me yaar! so TOUCH WOOD!

Haha lame eh?;oP…but seriously speaking, we guys sure do have it easy when we need to touch wood dun we?;oP haha..think before u say touch wood next time!;oP

good day!:oD

two sardar ji walking down the street.....the come acress a womans purse...."oi pazi utthe dekh kissi kudi di bag hai.".........the second one says "..oi pra chuk ke dekh bag ke bhitar.kya kya hai"......the first one picks the bag and looks inside and finds a pocket mirror and looks at it....with a very surprising tone he shouts......Oi pazi mei isko janta hu...maine isko kaahi dekha hai" the second sardar replies after smatching the mirror from his freind......."oi chad me dekdha kown hai......he looks and says.......OI ye toh mei hu.......

true story

one day a sardar who was old and completely illetrate was sitting down and crying looking at a news paper.everyone knew that he couldnt read but he was crying..........one of his friends approached him and asked him why he was crying.......well he handed the news paper in the auto section and said look at all these cars they were in an accident and looks like many people died...his friend asked how can you tell......and the Sardar shows him the newspaper upside down and yells at him...are you blind or what...cant you see all these cars overturned????

Good one, maddog bro, lol

anta: Banta, your friend is sleeping with your wife at home.

(Banta goes home immediately, comes back and slaps on the face of Santa).

Banta: Gadhe, liar! he is not my friend!

copicat !!! two thumbs up mate

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

there were three friends, one was bangali, one was pakistani and was sardar ji. They used to work in the same company. Once, in the lunch time, they were talking. They all took thier lunch box and saw. The bangali said: i am fed up of this food, i dont like this potato and vegetable. If it is same tomorrow, i will jump from here and give up my life. Then the pakistani said: i am also fed up of this potato and vegetables. i dont like this any more. if it is same tomorrow, i will jump from here and comit sucide. then the sardar opened his box and said the same that he will give up his life if he have the same luch tomorrow. Then they ate and got to the work. Tomorrow, in their lunch time, they opend the box, The bangali said, oh... i have the same food today tooo. then he jumped from there adn gave his life. then the pakistani opened the box and saw the same food and he also jumped from the building and gave up his life. And now sardar ji opened the box and saw the same food and jumped from the building and gave his life.

On the funeral of those guys, thier wife met and they were talking. The wife of bangali said," I cant understand why he did so.if he was fed of that food, he could have said to me. i would have made next lunch for him. " Then the wife of pakistani said, "I cant understand why he did so.if he didnot like that food any more,he could have said to me. i would have made next lunch for him. " Then the wife of sardar ji said," i cant understand why he did so, if he had said to me i would have cooked for him, but he cooked himself."

 A sardar had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game
of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had
left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning,
he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another
seat.After an hour's wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a
voice called out, "Hey, Balbir!"
He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the
voice-with no success.Then he realized he had lost his place in the
line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over
again.After he had purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, so he went to
buy a coke. The line at the concession stand was also very long. But
since the game hadn't started he decided to wait. Just as he got to
the window, a voice called out"Hey, Balbir!"
Again He tried to find the voice and got out of line as he wandered
looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck.
He was very upset as he got back in line for his coke.Finally he had
his coke and took his seat eager for the game to begin. As he waited
for the first pitch, he heard the voice calling, "Hey, Balbir!" once
more.
Furious, He stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs,"My name isn't
Balbir!"

I couldn't stop laughing after reading the following one.

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?  
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.  
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...