All those bleeding hearts with burning passion for the art of flirting will have a say in this thread - the space is rightfully reserved for the flirt-perts (Flirt-experts) and wannabe flirt-perts. So, start firing away at the keyboard.

Readers will recall that the easy-to-flip-through Sajha bestseller 'Ten Thousand Ways to Flirt with Men' was recently published to a 'virtual' acclaim. Our very own fiery flirt-pert in the form of Miss S Ohara will also be in audience to answer questions. (Note: she won't be signing autographs!). All queries are to be directed to the undersigned.

Flirt-pert Publication Group
Virtual Land

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PS: I was only joking! :) I know, I await Scarlett's ear-basing any time soon. :) Anon - do pop in for my rescue if things do take to a bad turn.. :)

I hope the class ain't virtual

Dangerous Tranquilit no no, they will have practical LAB as well..LOL
nice article Matrix, it goes other way around too. There are men who do all those things unknowingly leading the girl to a conclusion.

All I know is च्याप्प हात समातीing and say "let's go". ehe...

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Now this is Kalanki again... hahahahahahha
One big funny git he turned out to be.... hhaahahahah

goodness gracious me... kati haansnu hau aaja ta.. :))) Petai dukhi sakyo..

nepalipoonte,
hahahahahahah..... funny yaar... Flirting School kholne re? hahahhahah

Principal chai Kalanki hai... uhan chain haamro manonit re kya! :)

Teo course module haru pani khatra ganthe! :)))

Poonte bro pani sano tino Flirt-Pert nai rahechha.. :))
Ani saanchi Bhauju tesari natakum hai, taloo ma tutulka parla feri.. yetro mungro tersai raako chhu poonte bhai jastai makhunde haru aamchan ki bhanera... lau ja... :))

Ladies college bhayematrai kholne... ehe. I am very good in one-on-one tutoring ni.. haha...

sakincha?? ;)

Kalanki,
hahahahahaha my my

one-on-one tutoring re? hahahaha you can never stop, can you? hahahah...

Nepali poonte...:P hasaayoh! Course ko naam haru ko mention nai khatraz cha ! Re kya... Kalanki..one on one na pai... pai halyou bhane chahi , dummy provided. I would NOT advice hands on thingy hai.Um..misdemeanour suits ,slander ko darr huncha kya! board of directors ma ko ko cha? Hefty donations please.:D

Gone with the wind...

Scarlett le challenge dyaa jasto cha... "Re kya... Kalanki..one on one na pai... pai halyou bhane chahi , dummy provided.", Ek choti college ma aayera ta hera, I'll use tuna-muna-thus and all the jadoos to woo you and sweep you off of your feet re kyaa. Better not be wearing them Kajol sandles that day, eh!! On the second thought, even if you are wearin' em Kajol sandles and you trip on me, I'll hold you like Chameli ko phool eh... Provided you are not 300 pound Bam-Bam Bigolow wearin' black stockings... ah!!

Gone with the wind, gone too soon... woosh!!!

Scarlett... u know Ladycroft???
ur writings reminds me of her...
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LadyCroft,ladyrookie... same person ho? I have been asked that a couple of times if i am them bhanera. Wud sure like to meet my faceless virtual soundalikes :P
Woo me you say,Kalankisthan? Nah.... that would be some feat for im wise to the ways of the flirts;) Being one meself.im afraid you might have to be very original .Just for info though, i appreciate subtlety .

Chyallenge garne haru ta dherai bheti deina.And what on earth are kajol slippers /sandals? Do elaborate. :)

Gone with the wind,......

Sandhurst, Kalanki is funny nai rahechha.

Bk in a breeze .. re kya!

Scarlett,
Kalanki is one big Jeeve that I would want to put my money on... His post in the Lute thread cracked my humourless soul very badly indeed - still busy recuperating from the shock! :))

How have you been? Busy hola haina? Dannyboy gone missing - might as well go and raise a police report! Baalak haraayeko suchhana! Etc etc.. hahahah

Ohhhhhhh Sandhurst's Ode sounds like midsummer night's dreamers! :) Kalanki, bling bling is just the sign of the times ni! Redstone, understands.


Ok here's more traditional KTM style:

UP on the terrace, just across the wall,
Let out my hair, give it a swish and a fall;
A swing of hips, a lift of chin;
I know you're watching, Oh my such Sin (Paapi Mora!)
You bring up your guitar, croon me a song,
Blare up your stereo, Oh that's so wrong ( Laaz nabha mora!)
"Oh mummy oh mummy!", "that guys' hung on me!"
"Khali jiskyaooncha matra", "tuition and eshcool he follows me!"

Up on the terrace, just across the wall,
Eyeball my karke nazar, In love you'll fall!!!!!


:P

Word up Sitara! Ya seems to be obssessed about the stalkers.

peace out

Not your kind! Shoooooooo fly!

Go become a barfly :)

Well! I aint no stalker though. Before I piss u more, I will keep my mouth shut and fuc* outta here.

Have a good wknd.

peace out

Corrected one:
UP on the terrace, just a yard from the wall,
Let out my table, give it a swish and a fall;
A swing of your legs, a lift of my spoke;
A rub of your chest, a multiple poke
I slide up my hands, longing for fun
I know you are sweating, you wanna run
"Oh mummy oh mummy!", "that guy's stuck on to me!"

Up on the terrace, just a yard from the wall,
No more of your karke nazar, In love you'll fall!!!!!

Great rhymes, Test director! But not that hardcore hajur. I wouldn't assume all terrace babes were thinking the things you were. Those times were too innocent... "the grind" was not quite in fashion. :)

highfly, not offended at all! Enjoy the Friday... I'm off of work already! :)

SITARA,
Can I just say one word?

Cracking! :))) Do keep 'em coming!


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Testdirector,
My god, what on earth were you tring to 'test' in your rhyming thingy above... Now, steady, steady... I hope, you do know how to handle those bouts of hormonal fits, don't you? :))))

Keep them coming mate..

Have a good weekend...
Carpe diem